Here are some of our favourite jokes about castles and history.
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Why did King Henry VIII have so many wives?
He liked to chop and change!
Knights and crosses!
When a knight was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave?
Rust in peace!
Who made King Arthur’s round table?
Sir-Cumference!
Where did knights learn how to kill dragons?
At knight school!
What is the fruitiest subject at school?
History, because it’s full of dates!
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights!
Why did the King go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned!
Why don’t bats live alone?
Because they like to hang out with their friends!
What king of medieval England was famous because he spent so many nights at his Round Table writing books?
King Author!
What do ghosts like to eat?
I- Scream!!
There are many castles in the world, but who is strong enough to move one?
A chess player!
